Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
I thought this was common knowledge
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
but they teach us love
and that even
they will always be there
to pick us back up
so get up
brush yourself off
we’ll always be here to catch you when you fall